Star Yachting

Let's play Would You Rather?

1) Own a luxury yacht or a private jet?
2) Have no arms or no legs?
3) Be stranded in the desert or the ocean?
4) Star in or direct a major Hollywood movie?
5) Only eat pop tarts or hot pockets for the rest of your life?

1) Luxury yacht, fuck trees I climb buoys motherf*cker
2) No hugging or no walking? I think I'd rather have arms, given technology. And then I could play music and write and stuff.
3) I'd probably die sooner in the ocean but I'll go with that. It's grand.
4) Both are immensely appealing.
5) Hot pockets. But yuck.